The Short Version
Carnivore Weekly is an educational and entertainment site about carnivore and animal-based eating. Our free calculator gives you macro estimates. Our paid reports give you a personalized plan built from those estimates. None of it is medical advice. If you buy something and it's not for you, we have a 30-day money-back guarantee. That's the heart of it. The details follow.
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By using carnivoreweekly.com, the calculator, or any of our paid products, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the site. We may update these terms from time to time. When we do, we'll change the "Last Updated" date above. Continued use after changes means you accept them.
What Carnivore Weekly Is (and Isn't)
We publish articles, curate videos, and build tools about carnivore, keto, low-carb, and pescatarian eating. Everything on this site is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only.
We are not doctors, registered dietitians, or licensed healthcare professionals. Nothing on this site, including calculator results, paid reports, blog posts, and wiki articles, is medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always talk to a qualified healthcare provider before changing your diet, especially if you take medication, have a medical condition, are pregnant or nursing, or have a history of disordered eating.
The Free Calculator
The calculator produces estimates based on widely published nutritional formulas (like Mifflin-St Jeor). Estimates are general math, not personalized recommendations. Your actual needs can differ. Using the calculator requires an email address, which also subscribes you to our free weekly email. You can unsubscribe anytime with one click, and unsubscribing doesn't affect your calculator results.
Paid Products, Delivery, and Refunds
Our paid product is a digital, personalized protocol report (currently $29 USD, one-time purchase, no subscription). Here's how it works:
- Delivery: Your report is generated after payment and delivered on-screen and by email. On-screen access is time-limited (currently 48 hours), so save or email yourself a copy. The emailed copy is yours to keep.
- Refunds: Every purchase comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If the report isn't right for you, request a refund within 30 days of purchase using the refund link on the calculator page or by emailing support@carnivoreweekly.com from the email you purchased with. No hoops, no hard feelings.
- Pricing: Prices are listed in US dollars and may change. Any promo code we issue has its terms (discount and expiry) enforced at checkout. A price change never affects a purchase you've already made.
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How Our Content Is Made
Carnivore Weekly is produced by a small team using a combination of human editorial direction and AI tools. A real human sets the direction, picks the topics, reviews the output, and maintains quality standards. AI language models help with research synthesis, drafting, and generating your personalized report within human-defined guidelines. We think you deserve to know that, plainly. If you spot an error anywhere on the site, tell us and we'll fix it.
No Guarantees on Results
People's bodies are different. We make no promises about weight loss, health improvements, athletic performance, or any other outcome from using our content, calculator, or reports. Testimonials and examples on the site are individual experiences, not guarantees.
Affiliate Links
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Acceptable Use
Don't scrape the site at abusive volumes, resell or republish our paid reports, attempt to bypass payment, or use our tools to harm others. We can suspend access for abuse.
Intellectual Property
The content on this site, including articles, reports, design, and the Carnivore Weekly name and logo, belongs to Carnivore Weekly. Your paid report is licensed to you for personal use. Share it with your doctor, your spouse, or your training partner, but please don't republish or resell it.
Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Carnivore Weekly, its owner, and contributors are not liable for any damages arising from your use of this site, its tools, or its content, including health outcomes, weight changes, nutritional deficiencies, adverse reactions, or financial losses. Your sole remedy for dissatisfaction with a paid product is the refund described above. You use this site, and make dietary decisions, at your own risk. If any provision of these terms is found unenforceable, the rest remain in effect.
Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of British Columbia, Canada. Any disputes will be handled in the courts of British Columbia.
Contact
Questions about these terms, your purchase, or a refund? Email support@carnivoreweekly.com. For privacy questions, see our Privacy Policy.