Starts 15 September 2026
Carnivore Coach: The First Six Weeks
You already know what to eat. That was never the hard part. The hard part is the Tuesday when the plan meets your actual life: the 8pm cravings, the restaurant menu, the week the scale does nothing and you start wondering why you bother.
This is six weeks of somebody paying attention to that.
The team behind Carnivore Weekly. A real person reads and corrects every reply before it reaches you.
What a week looks like
One check-in from you, one considered reply back. Not a chat window, not a forum you have to keep up with. You tell me how the week actually went: energy, sleep, cravings, what got in the way. I come back with your numbers recalculated for where your body is now, and one thing to change. One. Not a list of twelve.
Week one is adaptation and electrolytes. Then energy and sleep, your protein floor, eating out and travel, evening cravings, and a real checkpoint at week six where we look at what actually moved.
What's included
- A weekly check-in that tracks how you feel, not just what you weigh: energy, joints, sleep, brain fog
- Macros that update as your body changes, so you're never working from stale numbers
- One early review whenever you need it. Something goes sideways mid-week, you ask, you don't wait for Sunday
- Eating-out and travel playbooks, because life doesn't pause for six weeks
$49 once, for the whole six weeks · founding price
You are first, and you are taking the risk with me. It will not be this price again.
Join the first group$49 USD, paid once. Secure checkout through Stripe. You will get a welcome email within minutes and we start on 15 September.
If it is not working for you, I will refund you.
Any point in the six weeks, no argument and no form to fill in. All I ask is that you tell me honestly why, in a sentence. This is the first group I have run and what you did not get out of it is worth more to me than $49.
How this actually works.
Most replies are drafted by AI trained on how we coach, then read and corrected by a person before they reach you. That is how six weeks costs $49 instead of $400. It is personal to your numbers, and a human sees it before you do.
And this is the first group I have run. I do not know yet whether six weeks is long enough for you specifically, and I am not going to promise you a number you will lose. What I will tell you is that the group is small enough that I will notice if you go quiet.
Nothing here is medical advice. If you take medication, particularly for blood pressure or blood sugar, your doctor is part of this from week one. That is not fine print, it is a condition of joining. Dropping carbs quickly changes how some medications behave, sometimes within days.
Questions first? Email Sarah at sarah@carnivoreweekly.com. A real reply, not a bot loop.
← Back to Carnivore Weekly